Your Leaves and pine straw are no match

People don't swim in your garbage, so don't let them trash your pool. But if they do, I'll skim the hell out of it!!

Your Leaves and pine straw are no match

People don't swim in your garbage, so don't let them trash your pool. But if they do, I'll skim the hell out of it!!

About Us

Casey Ellis

Pool Skimming Ninja

Chief Strategical Skimming Professional Officer for Resource Planning, Development, & Synergy for Aquatic Cleanliness

Pool Skimming Ninja

I'm Casey and I SKIM pools. No phone number needed, as soon as that first leaf, or piece of pine straw hits your pool, I already know. My mind is only on one thing. SKIMMING POOLS. THE SKIMMER. SKIMMING.

I Always Satisfy

Pool Skimming Ninja

I Always Satisfy

My husband once told me his phone was at 2%, I told him, "That's funny, mine was at SKIM." I do what's necessary to get the job done. While you're still drinking your coffee, I'm already elbows deep in your pool taking care of business, so you don't have to.

Contact Us

Schedule an Appointment

Have a question about our services? Want to see if your particular pool is one we can help with? Ask yourself this first, got shit in your pool? Yeah? Great, I'll skim that crap right back where the hell it belongs. Not in your pool. Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am that pine straw is outta your pool and back turning tricks in someone else's pool.

I Skim Pools......Damn Straight!!!!

poolskimmingninja@yourleavesandpinestrawarenomatch.com

Hours

Monday - Friday: Mama is always armed with her skimmer

Saturday: I may show up with a White Claw, but I'll also have my Skimmer

Sunday: On the 7th day, He rested...I showed up and skimmed the hell outta His pool, I'll do yours too